"I watched my first soccer game on Saturday. It was the U.S. vs. England. One guy got the ball and passed it to another guy, who passed it to another guy, who passed it to another guy, who passed it to another guy, and then the other team intercepted it (with their feet) and then he passed the ball to one of his guys, who passed it to another guy, who passed it to another guy, who passed it to another guy, and then just as he was about to pass it, a guy on the other team kicked the ball away from him and, in the process, tripped him. That’s when the ref pulled out a yellow flag. I think it was for pass-interference. Anyway, after what felt like eternity, the game was finally over. The score was 1-1. Now I see why there are always riots."

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