“How dare you summarily change what I am entitled to?” — Unions, three months ago
“I demand you summarily change what this man is entitled to!” — Unions, today
“Bonuses should be in shares and reward good performance.” — Everyone, two years ago
“This bonus, paid entirely in shares and rewarding turning a £1.6bn loss in this quarter two years ago into a £2bn profit last quarter, is utterly reprehensible.” — Nutters, today